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Breaking News: FM06 Has Been Postponed

Posted in FM News, We Party Pretty Hard by fkngmtns on April 7, 2009

This Friday’s launch of FM Issue 06 has been pushed back to NEXT FRIDAY, APRIL 17. Here are some possible reasons why:

  1. Tony got in a motorcycle accident and broke his tailbone.
  2. Our friends who play in a very popular French electronic DJ duo (friends of friends, really) told us they could play our party at the very last minute but, due to their rigorous tour schedule, would only be available next week—and the opportunity was too good to pass up. 
  3. FM Mag is a bunch of cockteases, and we really like making you wait because we know our shit is so good.
  4. Laura got an ear infection, and she’s our homegirl—which means no partying until she’s better.
  5. We wanted to build an even bigger piñata.
  6. Due to our sometimes racy content, we have been charged with distributing “pornography” and we have to meet with our lawyers on Friday.
  7. Tuyet is having a nervous breakdown, and has admitted herself to the hospital for “exhaustion.”

All will be revealed Friday, April 17 at the DVLP Warehouse, 2501 Champa St. Doors at 7 p.m. $5 suggested donation to benefit the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.

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Don’t Be A Sucka. FM06 Is Almost Here.

Posted in We Party Pretty Hard by fkngmtns on April 5, 2009


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The Joys of Publishing.

Posted in FM News by fkngmtns on November 12, 2008

FM04 now on-line. See here.

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The Joys of Harassing Interns.

Posted in I Am An FM Intern by internface on November 12, 2008

My name is Maggie. I am also an FM intern. I am an alcoholic enabler and a strict, law-abiding citizen with a fondness for gambling, grammar, and meeting parents. I, too, am hoping to graduate in the near future. (“Near future” seems vague enough, right?) Naturally, I’m way better at life than Clay. He is my friend and all, but have you seen him play putt-putt golf? It’s fucking pathetic. Plus, I totally caught him cheating off my notes while we were judging that amateur strip contest.


Short on Gas, Looking for Grass.

Posted in Tales From the Road by roadeagle on November 1, 2008

Luke of Git Some.

Luke of Git Some.

October 31, 2008

Howdy, I am in Leon, Spain. We got put up in the youth hostel. Awful nice place they got here, bunk beds and everything, but the shower is cold as fuck!

We went to France. Le Havre, it’s in Normandy, which pretty much got annihilated in WWII, so all the buildings in town are new. Our good friend Rulio put the show together at an Irish pub, which is kinda weird… and since we had to cross borders, we didn’t bring any grass to smoke, so we were all kinda stressed. Plus, our driver almost ran the van out of gas—TWICE! We got a Mercedes Sprinter (that’s how we roll, y’all), which runs on diesel; so if you run a diesel engine outta gas, you will fuck it up real bad.