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Rumors Concerning Kurt Loder

Posted in FM News by fkngmtns on March 24, 2009

There have been rumors circulating that MTV VJ Kurt Loder will be attending the FM Spring Break ’92 Party this weekend. At this time, FM cannot deny these claims, as there are ongoing negotiations with Mr. Loder and the representatives of MTV. According to his management, Kurt has developed a severe allergy to ’90s paraphernalia, and has reportedly experienced mild seizures when confronted with plaid shirts and flat-top hair cuts. FM is working with the MTV icon to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience at the Spring Break ’92 Party.

Thank you for your patience in this matter. We will try our best to get Kurt out here for a ripping-good time. If not, Jenny McCarthy will do.

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